I wake alone
I bake alone
fornicate alone

I sleep alone
I weep alone
count those sheep alone

I swear alone
dispair alone
wash my hair alone

I laugh alone
I bath alone
photograph alone

I cook alone
I look alone
read my book alone

Climb hills alone
take pills alone
pay the bills alone

I lay alone
I pray alone
holiday alone

Shine my shoes alone
watch the news alone
play those blues alone

I cry alone
I lie alone
surely die alone

But then you came along
and finally
FINALLY
I had someone to argue with

– Miss Best 2005